BeruitplayerEverquestMassively Multiplayer Online Role Playing (“MMORPG”) games. I would be remiss if I didn’t write about MMO’s (and gaming in general)…Oct 8, 2021Oct 8, 2021
BeruitplayerSnowballWe named her Snowball because of the cat from the Simpsons. She goes by other nicknames such as “kitty,” “sleepy kitty,” “furry kitty,” and…Aug 16, 2021Aug 16, 2021
BeruitplayerL.O.We met because a mutual friend sold you weed while we were in college. Later, I broke up your relationship with your high school boyfriend…Aug 11, 2021Aug 11, 2021
BeruitplayerBaltimore City and PolicingCamden Yards. Ravens tailgates and games in which I get to see Danny from Dundalk throw a full beer can at a Steelers fan right before…Jul 13, 2021Jul 13, 2021
BeruitplayerSpecial Victims UnitLook bro, I watched The Wire before it was cool. I skipped college classes at [redacted] to watch a show vividly describing the death of…Jul 12, 2021Jul 12, 2021
BeruitplayerOn GamblingLet me get the casino stuff out of the way first: 1) it’s don’t pass line and don’t come bets only on the craps table or you’re a coward…Jun 26, 2021Jun 26, 2021
BeruitplayerThe Ass CancerIt happened approximately 6 months ago. Garden variety diarrhea, maybe. Must’ve been the tacos from the night before. He sits down to do…Jun 22, 2021Jun 22, 2021
